Round One
Ali trying to make herself feel good:
Blogs equal practice.
Practice for when I am asked to write something for someone.
Blogs help me to articulate.
Articulate for when I am asked to express how I feel.
Round Two
Ali typing her way through her bullshit:
Blogs are layups.
Easy to do when no one is watching.
[insert fight]
Do you want to keep doing what is easy?
Excuse me BLOG…
Who asked for your opinion?
What are you anyways BLOG.
You are like 2 letters away from being, “BLAH.”
Cool… typer. Ya really got me on that one.
Blah blah ya Black Sheep!
Yes sir yes sir 33 years old thinking you are a writer because you are now using a “glorified” composition notebook…
I’m not mad.
Round Three
Ali Rationalization:
Ya know what, Blog, if you look at all of us tiny ants marching around this planet, it comes down to regulating the nervous system. That could be stock marketing for one and planting seeds for another. That could mean riding camels in the desert for some and making it through Costco in under 11 minutes for the other.
Who are you to judge? Just because I am not rolling in the dough on my regulations… doesn’t mean I am not gaining something out of this.
Blog, I am not rushing this life and little do you know… I still write in those composition notebooks which keep a wicked track of the goals I have set for myself. Compositions compose me so that I may be a little more frisky on the Blahhginator.
But.. what would you know? You just see my Tabloid self.
Sigh, I guess that means it is your job to Enquire.
Round Four
Blah Rebuttle
Okay Ms. Beethoven.. Have your way then. Let my web + log allow you to see that I am not witnessing real evidence. Your goals are cute on paper. What steps are you taking to meet them?
Just publish me already and make yourself feel accomplished.
Round Five
Ali surrender
Okay.
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